Grilling For Better Offense?

I enjoy reading other fan blogs because of the interaction among the fans. Some are pro this and anti that. Some cheerleaders and others are Debbie Downers. The dynamic is always interesting to say the least.

One of my favorite fan sites is because the writers are well versed in irony and sarcasm. Plus, they have a way of saying things that make light of a player, coach or GM.

For example, Joe (the symbolic author of all the posts) refers to Logan Mankins, the veteran left guard of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the BBQ Pitmaster or some derivative:

In his post-press conference press conference, Bucs general manager Jason Licht fielded all sorts of questions. One was about barbecue pitmaster Logan Mankins.

The left guard who sure seemed like he left his heart in New England, and has been pining for a place to hold a barbecue since he came to town, apparently has either had a change of heart, found someone with a grill, or both. 

When I was shopping yesterday, I saw a Grillmaster Coke Can that I am sure could have a field day with!

Grillmaster Coke Cans
Is this what the rest of the Offensive Line of the Buccaneers should be giving Logan Mankins?